God’s MLM

by OriginalSoapbox

It struck me this morning that Mormonism is kind of like a Multi-Level-Marketing (MLM) pyramid scheme, or vice versa:

A god is offering a fantastic nostrum for eternal health and well-being.  Sign up as a distributor now and reap the benefits. Right now you can ‘get in on the ground floor’ of this literally cosmic opportunity, and start a planet of your own one day, where your wife(s) and spiritual children will comprise your own ‘downline’ of glory.

It’s no wonder that so many of these MLMs are based out of Salt Lake City.

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